If you didn't see it coming and haven't heard the big news yet, Amy and I are relocating from NYC to San Francisco. So, there's gonna be lots more West Coast eating and writing is on the horizon. But before making the move, we've had enough time for us each to pick one last date night spot to cross off of our NYC to-do lists. Amy's pick was the ever-trendy Lower East Side cool-kid hot spot Beauty & Essex and mine was the shall-we-say more meat-centric Peter Luger's Steakhouse which you can read about here. Beauty & Essex is about as trendy as restaurants get in NYC. It's actually as much a nightclub as it is a restaurant. It's the kind of place you get decked out to go to drink fancy cocktails and nibble on small plates next to models and the who's who of the NYC nightlife scene. You shouldn't be surprised if you find yourself seated near to a celebrity or two — if you can get in. If you're coming just for evening drinks, there's likely to be a line wrapped around the block. Amy knew this was where she wanted to go, so she booked a reservation well in advance, so we had no problem getting seated for dinner though getting inside the restaurant was a bit of an adventure in its own right.
Ahhh, the Fourth of July. A time when everyone's amped up about being an American. But what's more American than a greasy sports bar where you can get rowdy and drink beer and the entire menu either comes out of a deep-fryer or off a flat-top grill? You might not expect to find a real salt-of-the-earth sports bar in the Silicon Valley town of Sunnyvale, but somehow a great one does exist. With plenty of outdoor dining and drinking space, many TVs for viewing sports games, and of course some serious greasy-ass deep-fried bar food monstrosities, this place represents American food right. 'Murica.
After having a really great experience at Liquid Bread in Downtown Historic Campbell, I knew there was more great dining to be found. While there are many restaurants that line the main drag, I'm fairly certain that most are not worth my time or money, but if I looked hard enough I could find some gems. Brown Chicken Brown Cow (best pronounced like "Bow Chicka Wow Wow") definitely makes you look hard to even find it. Armed with Google Maps and their address and I still struggled to find the restaurant on this single-street downtown area. But it was worth the extra effort and their silly name is perfect for the downright pornographic I consumed.
I'm gonna let you in on one of New York's best-hidden secrets. Located in the NoHo area, there's an unmarked, members-only restaurant that doesn't even list its phone number publicly. Even if you can manage to get your hands on Bohemian's phone number you'll still need a referral to land a reservation. Seriously, when I called, the first question I was confronted with was "How did you get this number?" However, once you've breached their defenses and joined the ranks of their inner circle, you'll be treated to one of the most interesting, sexy, refined meals you can find in NYC.